May 2013
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
deerstagram:
i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)
phleps:
it’s not you, it’s your theme
tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
iwishihadafather:
DIFFERENT OPINIONS THAN MINE ???? /?????? ?????
razzmapandas:
rebby:
deanckles:
shawty had them
apple man pants?
ddowney:
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
castiel-angel-of-the-lord:
thearcticmuser:
if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
songofages:
bombliate:
official-honeybooboo:
bombliate:
dave-vriska:
bombliate:
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
[JUDGE VOICE] how many thing
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
tsarcasm:
white privilege probably tastes like bland potato salad
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
talksoflove:
remember that time justin was walking in the street
and he saw a peice of trash
so he picked it up
and he threw it in the trash
and he felt relly proud in himself
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
niams-sexiness:
consulting-time-lord-in-impala:
supernatural-bby:
can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron
Yes, yes, I’m starting to like this fandom
logenlirman:
harrybangedme:
I am Niall in every social situation
projects at the end of the school year
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
christinesinclutch:
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
cryingover1d:
supernaturalfan1:
theangelshaveteslasatncis:
ahtlolehvad:
polipoitaliano:
zach-built-a-tardis:
zach-built-a-tardis:
guess who’s celebrating mothers day
not batman
Nor the Baudelaire orphans.
not Harry Potter
Not the Doctor
I’m sitting here crying but…
or the Winchesters
Or Nemo
2treehill:
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
meowmagicianpia:
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
